My cousin Mica Marcus was also there. Mica is a big and tall, dark-skinned black woman with long braided hair. Like everyone else, she was happy to see me. Mica is a member of the Robertson Institute of Technology Women’s Rugby team. She can play. She’s pretty good. When we were brats, we played football in the park with others from our neighborhood. This turned out to be a really fun vacation. When the day came for me to leave, she hugged me. I hugged her back fiercely. Truth be told, I was going to miss her. I’m a black man at a predominantly white school. It’s hard for me to catch worthwhile booty. Luckily, I always had my family and I knew they wouldn’t let me down. Especially my sexy and wonderfully voluptuous cousin Mica. She promised me that the next time I was in town, we’d have even wilder fun together. I can’t wait!